Whoever came up with this is a genius...
...and by genius, I mean brain-dead idiot who needs to be fired from his/her job.
Our local Mac's convenient store is now selling a new flavour of Froster (their name for a slushie). The froster: Bloody-Zit Froster.
That's right. Someone out there thought it was a good idea to remind me that I'm drinking some oily, scarred pimple-faced adolescent's blood and pus...
If this isn't a sign of humanity's (or maybe just marketing's?) slow decline, I don't know what is.
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I went to see Amityville Horror last night and there was an ad for this new froster. It'd be bad enough to see it on tv but on the big screen! That marketing person should be dragged out back and shot for coming up with that campaign.
We should team up...
Excellent Observation! This truly is a sign of greater trends! While, you have had the sharp vision and intellectual cunning to recognize larger forces at work you failed to see that this is actually A SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE!
Nonetheless, You Sir are a Scholar and Gentleman and I salute you!
Should you have an interest in learning more about how and why this is a sign of the apocalypse, you can read it here:
http://apocalypsewatch.blogspot.com/2005/05/our-doom-is-like-bloody-zit-waiting-to.html
Thank you for your attention, and please keep up the good work.
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