My brain has collapsed because of Britney Spears

How could that be, since she's in Alabama or Florida or somewhere and I'm in sunny Kingston?
Since I don't know how to clip the youtube video to this post, you'll just have to go to either link:

Youtube- Britney Spears acting very strange or stoned...

The Superficial- Britney Spears is very truly out of her mind...

Granted, making fun of celebrity intelligence is easier than well, Paris Hilton (!Zing!), but this certainly is a new low. I also recommend not watching it straight through, lest your eyes try to eat itself...

hat tip to Kate